Fresh Canteloupe, Anyone?

I've got two canteloupe vines this year, and have harvested five good sized fruit so far...three more still out there, but I think just one will be ripe before the 'end times'. I think my good luck has been due to the rainy weather - melons in general tend to be water hogs. So while the weather has exacerbated the tomato blight, causing me endless distress, the good news is that I've been eating some beautiful, sweet canteloupe! Check this out...

I am so sweet!  Love me, baby.